Met at a friends lakeside house one weekend morning, hoping to do some iceboating 'if the ice is good'. He comes down to the dock carrying an axe, chops a hole in the ice, and pronounces it 'Sailable'! He return in about 10 minutes, having changed into his ice sailing clothes, and proceeds to step off the end of the dock into the hole he just cut.
Now this guy is a well-respected local attorney. I know they surgically remove the heart on joining the bar, but perhaps they got a bit of his brain too!