almost as bad as flush toilets....and the door is on the wrong side!

The letter just after yours is a good one too and has a joke!

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a sex therapist's office.
"What can I do for you?" the doctor asked.
"Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" the man responded.
The doctor raised both eyebrows, but he was so amazed that such an elderly couple was asking for sexual advice that he agreed.
When the couple fi nished, the doctor said, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanked them for coming, charged them $50, and wished them good luck.

Nonetheless, the couple returned the next week, asking the
sex therapist to watch again. The therapist was a bit puzzled, but he agreed.
The same thing happened several weeks in a row. The couple made an appointment, had intercourse with no problem, paid the doctor, then left.
Finally, after five or six weeks of the routine, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to fi nd out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139. We do it here in front of you for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!"