I recently received this email:

Hello,
Thanks for your reply back, I will be very happy to buy the boat from you,i have gone through the features and i really liked it, if there is any other maintenance to be done the shipper who are coming for the pickup can sort that out before they deliver it to my son , i want to buy it for my son as a surprise New Year gift for him and i will be paying for the boat in full via cashier check so kindly email me back with your full name, address and contact phone number (home/office/mobile) for an effective communication so that i can send you the payment as soon as possible.
Hope to read from you soonest
Thanks

I told him I didn't have a phone. I had one once and people called me, so I got rid of it.

He added $40,000 to the selling price that I'm to give to the captain when he arrives.