Please BE WARNED!

Lately, I fear that I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European" type scam while out shopping. Just grocery shopping at Albertson's turned out to be quite an experience. ... Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam seems to work:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your pickup in the parking lot as you are packing away your purchases. They both start cleaning your windshield, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another grocery store, in my case, Safeway.
You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to put a stop to it, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your billfold! I had my billfold stolen November 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.

So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon. P.S. Walmart has cheap billfolds on sale for $5.99 each but Target has them for $6.75 and I think they look better. Hey... be careful out there!!