Jerry TKG's Hey, Mr. West Marine Man (sung to Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man)

Hey Mr. West Marine man, say a prayer for me
If it's in the latest catalog, I want one.
Hey Mr. West Marine man, say a prayer for me
In the jingle-jangle morning I'll be ordering one.
I see you got some better stuff for when my bilge is foul,
Lookie there, a plastic owl!
And a little colored towel for drying fenders...
You help me find the problems that I never knew were there:
Algae treatment for my hair,
Sunbrella underwear for both the genders.
Hey Mr. West Marine man, say a prayer for me
If it's in the latest catalog, I want one.
Hey Mr. West Marine man, say a prayer for me
In the jingle-jangle morning I'll be ordering one.
I'd take you for a trip upon my barely floating ship
But she's too deep for my slip
It's a lengthy dinghy trip
And quite a march
You should see the stuff inside
I'm glad I bought the double-wide
We could watch the falling tide
From the patio that's bolted to the radar arch...
Hey Mr. West Marine man, say a prayer for me
If it's in the latest catalog, I want one.
Hey Mr. West Marine man, say a prayer for me
In the jingle-jangle morning I'll be ordering one.