... one would have to win the belly flop contest at the Candy Store to be a judge in the bikini contest. I was skinny back then and when I hit the water I made a loud smack that caused the crowd to cringe. Needless to say, I was a fair and just judge who chose only the finest of the bikini clad ladies. Champaign was flowing! Thank goodness I only lived a block and a half away. Today, well I'm a bit too round (and old) to make the same impression as I did back then.