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Instead of Meet the Captain night, they could have Beat the Captain Night......everyone in line gets to shake his and and then give him a good punch.
Their Cruise Ship could sail the seas, always on call to to a place where trouble is brewing. Take a few guests on board and show them the "Good Life".
I think the Movie Idea is Right On. Rather than Con Air........Con Cruise
Joe