I believe in hockey, beavers and ice cream in February

I have snow tires, a sail boat (but not at the same time) and pay taxes to the point I bleed

Our women are hot, our basements (they are included with universal health care) are heated and if you never have shovelled snow off your roof you're a wimp

Rant over.

Oh ya I'm heading back to the Caribbean next winter BECAUSE I CAN!