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Weird thoughts

I'm sitting here on the boat in Stuart Fl. flying home on Tuesday. Late last night I needed to use the head so I got up, got dressed and walked to the nearest restroom not too far from the boat. I started thinking about Manatees on my walk to the restroom.

Here they are a protected species, signs everywhere that explains how they're endangered and how important it is to watch out for them and be careful. Everywhere you look are Manatee signs and I started thinking,,,, do Manatees go to find a restroom in the middle of the night? I think not! So, I Googled 'Manatee poop'. It's amazing what comes up. Mile long stretches of Manatee crap that closes beaches.

I say that since they're called 'sea cows' we should be able to eat them or at least make some bathrooms and train them to use them and if they don't, we fine them and tell them to leave and go crap someplace else..

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Holy-Crap-Mile-of-Manatee-Poop-Washes-Ashore-63851262.html

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