Since I know both you and Denny I can't help but believe that the following song lyrics are one of the reasons you've become a dirt dweller at the present time. You know the song.

“My Grandma and Grandpa Went To Sea”

My grandma and grandpa went to sea
They left their house and car behind
They left the snow and ice
They left their jobs and all their friends
They left a place quite nice
My grandma and grandpa went to sea
And I was sad, ‘cause they left me

My grandma and grandpa went to sea
They took their boat and lots of tools
They took their clothes and dishes
Took their pillows and their dreams
Took a boatload full of wishes
My grandma and grandpa went to sea
And in their hearts, they took me

My grandma and grandpa went to sea
They saw dolphins and birds galore
They saw manatees
Saw new friends from all round the world
Saw beaches and palm trees
My grandma and grandpa went to sea
When, oh when, will they see me?

My grandma and grandpa went to sea
They missed their house and car sometimes
They missed their old friends too
Missed the snow and ice – not much!
Missed the park they took me to
My grandma and grandpa went to sea
And most of all, they missed me

My grandma and grandpa went to sea
They love their days and tropical nights
They love each other more
They love when I come visit them
They love knocking at my door
My grandma and grandpa went to sea
But mostly, you know, they love me