that perhaps someone does sail with a santa hat on and maybe they do it in July? Maybe that's not really wrong is it?

Second, I was confused about the location, the boat, the mast and the bridges, yes. Having spent many a day on Mission Bay in my Capri 14.2 having some of the best times ever, I know how fond the lifeguard boats are of having sailboats stuck under the bridges.

If you want consistent winds, lots of sun and huge fun, the recipe is Mission Bay, a small sailboat, a bag of Doritos and a 6-pak of Miller Lite 16oz cans in an igloo playmate cooler. Doesn't get much better than that.