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Hmmm a McDonalds version of US Customs.
In Response To: Well, Mc Donald's might not be too bad, at least they are quick. LOL 
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() Yes sir we can issue a passport for you quickly... would you like a hot apple turnover while you wait?
Welcome to America... do you have anything to declare... please note the items on our "fast check list," all now only 99 cents.
I see you are cruising in a small vessel, while we do an inspection, would you like cheese on that?
Oh sorry, we don't do check-ins after 10:30 in the morning.
Messages In This Thread
- U.S. Customs and Border Protection…….OUR….Homeland Security.
- Maybe they changed it but
- They are kind of strange
- You are just an unlucky fellow, Bernie....
- Not only down South...
- Welcome to the Sunny, but chilly West Coast of Florida Bernie
- I always seem to run into idiots and egomaniacs when ever I check into the US in Florida. IMHO They're unprofessional.
- US Customs and border protection
- It's not just the USA. Mexico has it's share
- We had an interesting experience with US Customs last summer
- Try another port
- Just another example that our Government can't run Shit!
- Or else
- With all phone calls answered by someone in Mumbai.
- Well, Mc Donald's might not be too bad, at least they are quick. LOL
- Hmmm a McDonalds version of US Customs.
- And remember
- With all phone calls answered by someone in Mumbai.
- Or else
