I just looked up Norfolk and it's 41 right now, and barely even went below the freezing mark today (low 29). OK so last night it went into the 20's but many of the people reading this didn't see 20's as a HIGH today. Your high in Norfolk was 47! (Next time we see 47 we'll take our coats off and switch to a sweatshirt or light jacket!)
OK so yesterday it went down to 17 there. I admit that's cold. Another 10 degree drop to single digits and Jon E. might untie his lines.
I'm beginning to think you don't like winter.